Heard of UEFI? Secure Boot, maybe? Wondering whether you should be wrapping your cat in tin foil and only leaving the house under a false name? Never fear: I'm here to explain all entertainingly, colorfully and possibly even accurately. I'll be trying to explain at a level understandable by 'regular folks' roughly what the implications of UEFI and Secure Boot are for regular Fedora users at a practical level (if you want an advanced technical deconstruction, apply elsewhere!)